why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
I LOVE LIGHT YAGAMI BECAUSE HE CONSTANTLY GET OFFENDED WHEN HES ACCUSED OF STUFF HE ACTUALLY DID
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer